I got some spam from Amazon about new spring toys or some such yesterday and right before I deleted it, one of the items caught my eye — a large-ish toy horse with a little girl sitting on it. It peaked my interest enough that I clicked the link and this is what I found:
Reading through the product feature list, I came across this gem:
Adults take note: Pony comes unassembled in box with head detatched. You may wish to not open the box around your children if they may be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse inside.**
That is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Amazon.
* Apologies to anyone who thought this post was about the other, sexy, sexy Butterscotch Stallion.
** Dang. It looks like someone’s boss made them remove the line about the decapitated horse. Thankfully, it is saved here for future generations to enjoy.