You know, I’m all for moms buying their girls matching purses and whatnot. It’s fun and kind of a cute thing to share.

But don’t you think it’s just a little silly to buy your two-year-old a matching Valentino purse?

A quick web search shows that the big one runs about $1700. Zahara’s was specially made for her, so I’m sure it was much less expensive. Ha.

Angelina Jolie buys Zahara a matching purse (by way of The Superficial).

Just when I was about to forgive AJ for stealing someone’s husband she goes and does something stupid like this….

I got some spam from Amazon about new spring toys or some such yesterday and right before I deleted it, one of the items caught my eye — a large-ish toy horse with a little girl sitting on it. It peaked my interest enough that I clicked the link and this is what I found:

Butterscotch Stallion*

Reading through the product feature list, I came across this gem:

Adults take note: Pony comes unassembled in box with head detatched. You may wish to not open the box around your children if they may be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse inside.**

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Amazon.

* Apologies to anyone who thought this post was about the other, sexy, sexy Butterscotch Stallion.

** Dang. It looks like someone’s boss made them remove the line about the decapitated horse. Thankfully, it is saved here for future generations to enjoy.