Mama (Parent) Merit Badges

by Wendy Copley on August 3, 2007

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I don’t know if it’s possible for me to love this idea any more than I do: Mama Merit Badges. For anyone who has ever survived:

  • an epic public tantrum
  • poop that came out of the neck of the onesie
  • your toddler telling the elderly woman in front of you in the checkout line that he has beer in his sippy cup
  • one hour nursing sessions 10 times per day
  • random, creepy guys pinching your newborn’s cheek
  • pinning your already terrified child down to a table so he’ll hold still for a chest x-ray at 1 a.m.
  • a pony stepping on your foot at your baby’s first birthday party.

Hey look! I should get one of each, because all of those things have happened to me in my first three years of motherhood.

Yay me!

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