Mama (Parent) Merit Badges

by Wendy Copley on August 3, 2007

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I don’t know if it’s possible for me to love this idea any more than I do: Mama Merit Badges. For anyone who has ever survived:

  • an epic public tantrum
  • poop that came out of the neck of the onesie
  • your toddler telling the elderly woman in front of you in the checkout line that he has beer in his sippy cup
  • one hour nursing sessions 10 times per day
  • random, creepy guys pinching your newborn’s cheek
  • pinning your already terrified child down to a table so he’ll hold still for a chest x-ray at 1 a.m.
  • a pony stepping on your foot at your baby’s first birthday party.

Hey look! I should get one of each, because all of those things have happened to me in my first three years of motherhood.

Yay me!

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  • Shannon

    Poop…coming out the *neck*?

    O.O

  • Shannon

    Poop…coming out the *neck*?

    O.O

  • Actually Shannon, it was worse than that. I found the poop coming out of his neck when I looked down and saw it on his CHEST…

    When we were on the airplane…

    With no changing table in the bathroom….

    And we were going through turbulence….

    I’m not even exaggerating.

  • Actually Shannon, it was worse than that. I found the poop coming out of his neck when I looked down and saw it on his CHEST…

    When we were on the airplane…

    With no changing table in the bathroom….

    And we were going through turbulence….

    I’m not even exaggerating.

  • haha!
    Those are awesome!!!

  • haha!
    Those are awesome!!!

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