Possibly the Funniest Thing I’ve Read in My Entire Life

Possibly the Funniest Thing I’ve Read in My Entire Life
June 8th, 2007 @ 10:39 pm

I first read this in Mountain Man Dance Moves at Christmas and it still made me laugh until my stomach ached tonight:

Errors in Communication Between My Hairdresser and Me, in the Form of What I Said and What He Heard

…via McSweeney’s

Share and Enjoy:

Tony

Wendolonia,

I read the link and was not laughing. I'm an ex-hairdresser. Sometimes our customers just don't make sense.

Tony

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Actually make those pretzel crayon thingies for Wyatt's lunch.
Bake bread.
Find five reliable, healthy, delicious soup recipes. (2 found!)
Learn to make pickles and/or marmalade.
Make a split the layer cake.
Make a twinkie cake.
Make macarons.
Make red beans and rice from scratch.
Assemble paper Christmas train with the kids.
Assemble paper Christmas village with the kids.
Assemble Project 365 scrapbook. (started!)
Do another photo-a-day project. (started!)
Etch glass.
~~Finish my project 365 blog posts.~~
~~Finish the fingerless mitts I started before Christmas.~~
Knit August a cute hat.
Learn to crochet.
Make a Santa outfit for Wyatt's Imaginext Batman.
~~Make a softie for my niece-to-be.~~
Make a special birthday hat and get a special birthday plate.
~~Make at least 30 scrapbook layouts.~~
Make Augie more felt food.
Make car organizers for each of the kids.
Make felt gingerbread men for the kids.
Make some felt flower barrettes.
May some air dry clay flowers.
Set up a light box for photographing food and crafts.
Take a letterpress class.
Add five new foods to Wyatt's eating repertoire.
Do a potato stamp art project with the boys.
Find a park with a splash pad for the kids to play in.
Read more with August.
Read more with Wyatt.
~~Sign up for a Mommy and Me type class with Augie.~~
Take Augie for walks around the block.
~~Take August to ride the steam trains.~~
Take my kids to Iowa in the warm months.
Take the kids swimming.
Take Wyatt to the King Tut exhibit.
Use our zoo membership.
Visit Little Farm with the kids.
~~Buy a laundry hamper.~~
Clear miscellaneous stuff off the top of the living room book cases.
Clear out the basement storage room and Freecycle like crazy.
Clear the clutter from my bedroom.
Get rid of half the stuff in the office.
Organize my crafting.
Re-organize and purge my craft supplies.
Re-organize and refresh bento supplies.
Set up a desk for Wyatt.
Attend BlogHer 2010.
~~Buy an every day skirt.~~
Double Wendolonia's blog traffic and subscriptions.
Find a babysitter.
~~Find my copy of "Wreck This Journal"~~ and wreck it.
Find some kind of exercise I enjoy and do it regularly.
Finish my book proposal.
Get a new couch.
Go on more than one date with Zach.
Go out to a grown up restaurant with another couple.
Go to Nordstrom for a bra fitting.
Hold another diaper drive for Help a Mother Out.
Make a bento box how-to video.
Make more lists.
Print and frame a "Get Excited and Make Things" poster for my office wall.
Read To Kill a Mockingbird.
~~Start Weight Watchers again.~~
Stay in a hotel alone for a weekend to sleep late, scrapbook, blog, and do whatever I want.
Take a day (or weekend) trip to Santa Cruz.
Take periodic "days off" from social networking.
Take some naps.
Volunteer in Wyatt's classroom.
Wean Augie.

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