March 26th, 2007 @ 11:16 pm
I got some spam from Amazon about new spring toys or some such yesterday and right before I deleted it, one of the items caught my eye — a large-ish toy horse with a little girl sitting on it. It peaked my interest enough that I clicked the link and this is what I found:
Reading through the product feature list, I came across this gem:
Adults take note: Pony comes unassembled in box with head detatched. You may wish to not open the box around your children if they may be frightened by a box with a decapitated horse inside.**
That is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Amazon.
* Apologies to anyone who thought this post was about the other, sexy, sexy Butterscotch Stallion.
** Dang. It looks like someone’s boss made them remove the line about the decapitated horse. Thankfully, it is saved here for future generations to enjoy.
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Zach
said,
March 27, 2007 at 1:06 pm
What, the decapitated horse isn’t sexy enough?
Cherise
said,
March 30, 2007 at 10:53 am
As a mother who has a very good chance of buying “Butterscotch Stallion” this so funny. I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts now.
daisy
said,
March 30, 2007 at 11:00 am
Needless to say, Cherise — I was thinking of you when I wrote this.
Auntie Sue
said,
April 23, 2007 at 5:09 am
Looks like someone made Amazon a deal they could not refuse. I just sent Rachel a horse puzzle, but it was only missing a small piece of tail! I’ll let you think abut that.